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Stupid stupid bloody bloody CIRCUS FREAKS!
« Thread Started on Sept 17, 2007, 10:33am »

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Indelene growled under her breathe, but no one heard. she didn't understand. It was high noon, and she was still a guar.

She had been caught. But luckily for her, they didn't know about the bounty. It was a travelling band of Circus Freaks.

Stupid, stupid, bloody bloody CIRCUS FREAKS! she screamed mentally.

Why did you go for the saltrice? Bad guar, BAD GUAR! she slapped herself.

Now I'm a bloody Circus attraction. I shall never ride a gaur again.

She was in a circle of Guars. a sign read, "Free Guar rides!"

Now I'm being bloody ridden by some stupid khajiit who keeps calling himself, "King or Nirn'!

She was forced to keep moving. Suddenly, it happened.

Indelene sighed one last guary time.

The transformation took place. There she was, standing in the ring in the middle of almost everybody in Suran. Naked.

The Khajiit fell with an audible, Whoomp! followed by a hiss.

Everybody was speechless. Especially most of them were young children.

"....I'm going to forget any of this happened, and walk away."

She did so. Briskly. Hiding behind stunned guars. She leapt over the fence and ran into the lake.

That was the last anyone saw of the Were-Guar for a while.

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